Currently I am in no such state to even be thinking of swimsuits.

I have a lovely lard inner tube that I got for x-mas that has been chilling on my mid-section since December that won't go away...despite my greatest efforts.

And by greatest efforts I mean not working out 


eating less ice-cream than I did the day before...

Womp Womp

However, I am not one to let the size of my ass get in the way of my dreams so I gotta ask..

What Kinda Suit Are you?

Striped Bikini

Polka Dot Bikini

Missoni Zig Zag

Pretty Plain

Or are you like me and plan on wearing a cover-up the whole sunny season?

Can You say DASHIKI!

so....what say ye wee ones?


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